30 Ways with a Wet Wipe – Karen & Lisa van Zyl

You thought wet wipes were just for baby bums? Well then there's a whole what-to-do-with-a-wet-wipe underworld you have been missing out on.

1. For wiping babies' bums.
2. To keep in the car for Mommy to wipe her hands on after she's eaten Pringles (Don't tell Auntie Weigh-Less)
3. To wipe the window where Mommy sticks her feet up against the windscreen when Daddy is driving so that there are no marks there for anyone to see.
4. To clean a Little Pony with.
5. To use it as a bride's vail for my fake Barbie.
6. To use it as a blindfold for a Polly Pocket doll.
7. To use it as a stretcher for small toy pets when they are sick. (This is good practise for her, since we are almost certain she will want to work with animals when she's big.)
8. To play a washing game with (I have no idea what this is, I guess you just wipe things in the name of fun)
9. You could break a wet wipe into really little pieces and use them as your toy dog's food.
10. You can wrap a present in a wet wipe.
11. You can use a wet wipe to wipe our faces before we get out at Oumie or Tannie Magda's House so Ouma & Tannie Magda doesn't think that Mommy is a bad mom who does not have standards.
12. You can collect shells with a wet wipe.
13. You can wash windows with a wet wipe. (Not unrelated, I imagine, to the washing game.)
14. You could use it as paper and draw on it .
15. You could use wet wipes as gloves for your hands.
16. You could use a wet wipe to clean your shoes or to clean your phone (it seems that these two are the only options here - and again, they are probably not unrelated to the washing game.)
17. You could use it as a bed for your fake Barbie (maybe Barbie's version of a water bed..)
18. You could use it as a blanket for your fake Barbie (I wonder if this makes Barbie a wet blanket? Well, I'm glad then that's she's not all she's cracked up to be after all.)
19. You can clean your teeth with a wet wipe if you go away on holiday and forget your toothbrush. But you must share this wet wipe with Mommy & Daddy because sharing is caring.
20. You can use a wet wipe to play tug-of- war with your dog.
21. You could roll it up into a sausage and play restaurant-restaurant.
22. You can clean beads with wet wipes.
23. You can use it as a kopdoek like Alice (our Goggo) wears.
24. You can learn about halves and quarters by folding a wet wipe in half and then in half again.
25. You can use it in between your toes to spread them out when you paint your toenails like Mommy.
26. You can use a wet wipe to clean the floor (the washing game again..)
27. you can pick dog poo up with a wet wipe.
28. you could play I Spy with My Little Eye - something-beginning-with-W in the car.
29. You can use it as a saddle on a toy horse.
30. You can use wet wipes to build a wet wipe castle.